September Awards Wrapup

So I wanted to do something to wrap up each set of matchdays. I had a few ideas but kept coming back to one. I attempted to think of ways to personalize it but it's just done so well by the original author I'm going to use his format for my blog.

So presenting the September 2011 World Cup Qualifying Awards in the style of Yahoo! Sports Tom Dienhart. Link below if you're curious to see his version of it for college football (please click the link, it won't bite and hopefully Yahoo won't in turn take issue with me doing this)

http://collegefootball.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1266878

COACHES

Wish I were him: Holger Osieck, Australia
Glad I'm not him: Mike Adams, Grenada
Lucky guy: Alberto Zaccheroni, Japan
Poor guy: Vadim Abramov, Uzbekistan
Desperately seeking a clue: Frank Rijkaard, Saudi Arabia
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Hugo Almeida, Guatemala
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Srecko Katanec, U.A.E.
Desperately seeking ... anything: Terrence Jones, U.S. Virgin Islands

TEAMS
Thought you'd kick butt, you did: Haiti
Thought you'd kick butt, you didn't: Oman
Thought you'd get your butt kicked, you did: U.S. Virgin Islands
Thought you'd get your butt kicked, you didn't: Thailand
Dang, they're good: Jordan
Dang, they're bad: Saint Lucia
Did qualifying start? Grenada
Can qualifying end? U.A.E.
Can qualifying never end? Guatemala

GAMES
Play this again: Japan 1-1 Uzbekistan
Never play this again: Antigua/Barbuda 8-1 U.S. Virgin Islands
What? Suriname 1-1 Dominican Republic
Huh? Nicaragua 2-0 Dominica
Are you kidding me? Lebanon 3-1 U.A.E.
Oh ? my ? God: Thailand 3-0 Oman
Told you so: Belize 3-0 Grenada

NEXT MONTH
Ticket to die for: Chile at Argentina
Best marquee matchup: Iraq at China
Best non-marquee matchup: Panama at Nicaragua
Upset alert: Peru at Chile
Must win: Belize at Guatemala
Great game no one is talking about: Uruguay at Paraguay
Who's bringing the body bags? Tajikistan at Japan